Score: 4

"I don't know."

submission: Metal Gear Solid TPC 1

date: December 27, 2005

Okay i did actually think it was good..but the voice acting was quite bad and wasn't acurate to the characters..sorry.
I like the idea of the patriots being hunted down.. but have you heard of MGS4? That story takes place several years after the Big shell incident and the destruction of Arsenol Gear. Snake is about 60 something and the patriots aren't hunted down..it's quite the opposite..the whole country is in a civil war as the American people try to liberate themselves from the Patriots. Nice idea but not accurate. I think you should check it out.
Like i said , nice idea but just doesn't work, sorry.

~Stephen Clark, Property of Alexandra Toepfer.

Score: 0

"Ummmmmmmm"

submission: Summoning SANTA

date: December 22, 2005

Okay, i won't go on about the fact that you need to cut this series because it's gotten so boring i'd rather watch dampness grow.
But ummm, it's more about your warning at the start. You give a warning to all that view that there would be violence etc.. at first i saw that as a very admirable thing to do.. until you basically started insulting those who don't take to your bad humour. Well maybe you should respect the fact that not everyone likes that crap you come up with. It doesn't mean they have a bad sense of humour.. it just means your jokes aren't funny enough so please just get over yourself, grow up and stop being such an arsehole.
Also.. i didn't see any jokes at all in this cartoon..it was flat..boring, jokeless and for the most part, pointless. There was no violence and if you think a hobo Elf whining about not liking working in a Toy Workship is violent or even funny then you have a wildly sadisticly warped view on humour. All Foamy ever does if Bitch about everything and all the Goth bitch does is find a good excuse to show off her tits..but of course as you once said..it's just a few frames of animation.. so i just remember the man behind the monstrocity of a cartoon. So best advice i can give you is. Quit the series..get a job, get a life and ultimately, just grow up. I'd like to see your next cartton to be sensible. Relative and at least remotely funny.

~Stephen Clark, Property of Alexandra Toepfer

Score: 4

"Hmmmmmmm"

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 14

date: December 21, 2005

Alright in all fairness at first i found Retarded Animal Babies funny.. i guess i laughed like once.. but honestly, whoever you are. You can't really make flash cartoons like this.. It's just really immature and i think you need to find some new inspiration.. You can make good jokes without being a perv and using sexual and imapropriate jokes.. be a bit more adult.. use clever jokes that make people think..or perhaps even try random things that'll make people giggle without saying something sexually imapropriate.. i think you need to change your ways to become a better flash artist.
I feel you'll find that non sexual jokes are always better. All you're doing is attracting jerks that get off at the mention of sexual parts. Sway away. I hope you take my advice into careful consideration.

~Stephen Clark, Property of Alexandra Toepfer.